I have an extremely attractive boyfriend.
That doesn’t give you the right to “get up on him”.

With the profession he has chosen, I am use to woman throwing themselves at him. I get that some of his fans are female and I am okay with it. I don’t consider myself a jealous person. I like to know that other people find him awesome as well. But if you could please refrain from kissing him, and rubbing your body parts against him, it would be great. I know its hard, trust me! He is that ridiculously good looking but his very pregnant girlfriend would appreciate it.

This was my rant for the day.